pearlspopcultureandperfume:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

outstanding.

(Source: mathaniel, via brentseabrookshair)

trahcee asked:
Meow.

you’re drunk.

tthornton:

i got 99 problems and all of them are hockey offseason.

(via nicklasjensen46)

(via unibrouw)

mrschriskendall:

everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group

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be-true-unbeliever:

THATS FUCKING COOL I want a satan phone dammit. >_>

(Source: manwithpenis)

The 7 Stages of Grief: NHL Playoffs Edition

  • Shock and Denial: Screaming at the television for two hours after the game actually ended, refreshing Twitter repeatedly to make sure the score actually was 55-0
  • Guilt: Blaming yourself because you didn't wear your lucky socks on game day and eat your 5:00 peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit on the couch with the pillows to your left
  • Anger & Bargaining: Blaming Pierre McGuire/NBC for all of your problems
  • Depression: Weeping uncontrollably into your jerseys, spending hours staring longingly at pictures of your captain on tumblr
  • Adjusting: Attempting to fill the void in your life by rooting for another team...Go Kings?
  • Acceptance: Creating a GM-worthy master plan for next season complete with salary figures, trade and draft prospects, and new lines

(Source: joloso, via hulkloveallthethings)